DORKY PUNS
DRIED FRUITS/CANNED FRUITS:
CANDIES:
SPREADS:
PROTEIN BARS/POWDER:
CHIPS:
DRINK MIXES/DRINKS:
- BANANA CHIPS- "i'm BANANAS about you!"
- STRAWBERRIES/BLUEBERRIES- "I love you BERRY much" or "Your service is BERRY much appreciated!"
- CANNED PEACHES-"You're such a PEACH!"
- CANNED MANDARIN ORANGES-"ORANGE you glad you're almost home!"
- DRIED MANGOS- "Let's MANGO together"
CANDIES:
- Blow Pops- "This deployment BLOWS"
- Lollipops-"This deployment SUCKS"
- Tootsie Rolls-"Hey TOOTS! I love you!"
- Gum-"I CHEWS you!"
- Extra Gum-" I'm EXTRA happy this deployment is almost over!"
- Candy Sushi (Recipe on "Deployment Safe Recipes"tab)- "Let's get SUSHI..When you SASHIMI!"
- 100 Grani- "You are worth more than 100 grand to me"
- Mounds- "i have mound of appreciation for you!"
- Twix- "Nothin' can come beTWIXt us!"
- Reese's Pieces-"I love you to PIECES!" or "You stole a PIECE of my heart!"
- Gummy Bears- "Life would be unBEARable without you!"
- Gummy Worms-"I'm HOOKED on you!"
- Snickers-"I miss your SNICKER of a laugh"
SPREADS:
- Peanut Butter: "I'm NUTS about you!"
PROTEIN BARS/POWDER:
- Quest Bars- " Will you take this QUEST of love with me?"
- Protein powder- "Here's the SCOOP, I appreciate your service!!"
CHIPS:
- Funyuns- "You're so FUN to be around."
- Pop Chips- "My heart POPS out of my chest when i think of you!" or "Just POPPING in to say that you for your service!"
DRINK MIXES/DRINKS:
- Kool Aid- "You're such a KOOL kid"
- Crystal Light/Sunny D- "You're such a de LIGHT"
- Soda- "You're SODA awesome!"